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Rating: of 10

The Tuxedo

Oops. The only reason I saw this is because I accidentally went to the wrong theater while trying to see 24 Hour Party People. And, I thought it might be entertaining as Jackie Chan is amazing and J. Love* is relatively attractive. I was so wrong. This is the worst movie I've seen in a few years, Deuces Wild included. There were only 3 fight scenes in an action movie, there was absolutely no plot (seemingly a theme this summer), the bad guy was not so bad, the love subplot was completely unbelievable (J. Love and Chan? Phtpt.), and Jackie Chan's english is still too sloppy for a lot of dialogue.

So don't see it, no matter how much you're tempted. My drive home from the theater would have been more interesting.