This is a spam I received this morning. It is crafty and I like it. My favorite line is bolded. Enjoy.

Subject: This Message Is a Warning. Internet Detective @ Your Fingertips

This message is to notify you of an investigation on you by an "iDetect 2002" user. We Have Blocked The "iDetect 2002" user's Identity for Security reasons. Don't Be Scared, You are not going to jail. This just means that someone saw you online and wanted to find out just who you are and maybe a little more. Using This Software. This is Not A Real Detective

You can do a little investigating for yourself by getting iDetect 2002. You will also get A list of people who have done Investigations on you and your family.

p.s. I like The Use of Capitalization.