Does anyone want to get up at 6 and watch the US World Cup match with me? Please? We'll have a great time, I promise. I'll provide the snacks and such.

Love, Matty.

UPDATE: The US lost, but they are moving on thanks to South Korea. I will DEFINITELY be watching the next game vs. Mexico on Monday night at 1:30am. Who's in this time? Come on, much more reasonable hours.