The last couple days there has been a group of Hare Krishnas singing and dancing around my neighborhood. I have now seen them twice. The first time I couldn't help but think about Airplane! and I kind of snickered to myself. The second time I thought, "Gee, they seem to be having fun." Now I know essentially nothing about the actual religion, but I do know that dancing around and singing in the streets sounds like a good time to me. Come to think of it, the hairstyle would be great for hiding my lack of hair. Maybe this is the religion for me.

"Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama, Rama, Hare, Hare."