Holy Wheel of Shit. Breathe. This Saturday I am going to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. I honestly never thought I would make it. I thought it would have been cool, but I never thought I'd make it.
I have to be there at 10am and will be there until 11pm. I cannot bring a cell phone. I cannot bring reading material. I really hope I can bring a camera. I still can't believe this.
I am going to be on Wheel of Fortune.
04/09/02 6:46 PM
woohoo! congratulations, little one! that's awesome. will you mutter my name under your breath while buying a vowel? i promise not to turn my tv off if you do...
04/09/02 8:37 PM
awesome. way to go on the potential famousness/chance for moola. also, props to you for creating the single best blog entry title of all time.
04/09/02 9:02 PM
dood .. that is so rad. congrats.
do you get to wear a big red UW sweatshirt. you better go hit up Steve and Barry's. And do they reimburse you for the purchase. they better.
04/09/02 9:32 PM
Congrats. Buy me a vowel, dude.
04/10/02 9:44 AM
fuck a UW sweatshirt, what you need to be wearing is a FDF t-shirt. too bad we don't have any. eh.
seriously though, nice work. you should consider this: every time they ask you for a letter, insist on forming the letter with your body rather than telling them. they'll love it.
04/10/02 6:58 PM
can i have 5% of whatever you win?
04/10/02 7:50 PM
I will provide all of my friends with a "Matty Wins Money" party, which will involve Cristal and Ice Cream. If you cannot attend I will send you the cash equivelent or no greater than .001% of my earnings.