Holy Wheel of Shit. Breathe. This Saturday I am going to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. I honestly never thought I would make it. I thought it would have been cool, but I never thought I'd make it.

I have to be there at 10am and will be there until 11pm. I cannot bring a cell phone. I cannot bring reading material. I really hope I can bring a camera. I still can't believe this.

I am going to be on Wheel of Fortune.