A “triumphant” return. I put triumphant in quotes because it was not triumphant, I just decided that it sounded good.

It’s been a long weekend and I’m ready to give you a rundown. Here goes.

As mentioned, I spent the weekend at snowball. No question, it was amazing as usual. Also, it was my 10th snowball. I received no gold watch. My only true complaint is that I got the flu on Saturday. Thank God I am not prone to tossing my cookies because I think the average person would have at least once. Maybe twice. Instead, I proceeded to eat nothing and feel very woosy until Sunday, which was a fair alternative. After snowball ended Saturday I went home until Monday morning to let mommy take care of me and get some serious rest.

While home I saw Moulin Rouge and Monster’s Ball. Here are two brief analyses of the films. The Rouge: Romeo and Juliet with a facelift. The Ball: Dark, exqusite, disturbingly poignant. I also watched the first episode of Six Feet Under’s new season, which was up to par.

The highlight of the weekend for me was all of the snow. The beauty, especially in my neighborhood, undeniably outweighs the bad. All the snow hangs on the trees and everything is white. It just looks pristine. I wish it could snow everyday. Just an inch.

I regret missing the sex party since it seems there was a whole lotta sexin’ going on.

Romba loma ding dong.

Happy two-threezy to steve sleezy.