Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

NOVEMBER 6, 2002

Holy Shnooty Bombs! This game is fucking amazing. It is more challenging, interesting, entertaining and deep than its predecessor. It's also fun. It's the most funnest. Let me give you an idea of what I mean.

Everything from the last game is here. There is more. You can fly helicopters. You can ride motorcycles. You have different levels of weapons. There is a lot of boating. You can go inside buildings. Your character speaks. This one guy says dickhead. A lot. There are fuckloads of more cool stuff that I haven't found or haven't gotten to yet. Hookers are still around, but your car won't rock. You'll still get health back.

Really, this game is just amazing. There is so much replay value. It will take you weeks to finish all of the missions and the game is ridiculously fun without the missions too. You know you love building up your police level and seeing how long you'll last. Everyone does.

Buy this game or you are a dickhead.

Posted in Game at 12:25 am.