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    <title>Capn Design: Tidbits</title>
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    <description>These posts defy categorization. (Is that a word?)</description>
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    <dc:date>2009-11-19T16:50:47-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Thursday Video Time</title>
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      <description>I have two videos for you to watch. This first one is about a NatGeo photographer who was shooting a hooge leopard seal that decided to first offer him penguins and then teach him how to eat them. Pretty awesome.



Next is a funny video from Andrew. Watch as Japanese people pretend to get shot by a pretend gun. Good times.

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      <title>The Internet, This Morning</title>
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A NINETEEN pound baby was born in Indonesia recently. Look at that guy. He could probably kick my ass. [via David]



A home was built out of 3.3 million Legos, but no one wanted to buy it, including Legoland. Thank God, because now they get to destroy it.</description>
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      <dc:date>2009-09-24T11:43:02-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>2012: It&apos;s a Disaster</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2009/07/2012_its_a_disaster.php</link>
      <description>To be honest, I didn&apos;t really want to see 2012, but this remix of the trailer may have changed my mind. While it&apos;s far from official, if more directors were so transparent about their films I think people would be less critical. Put your ego aside and admit this is a movie about blowing shit up. Crank: High Voltage did just that and it was fucking awesome.



JUMBO JET SURFING?</description>
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      <dc:date>2009-07-16T00:12:09-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>1-900-OKFACE</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2009/03/1-900-okface.php</link>
      <description>Seriously, this nearly made me jack and liz at the same time (see the full episode for definitions).

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      <dc:date>2009-03-28T19:59:38-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Henceforth, I Shall Call it the Feast of the Circumcision</title>
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      <description>As I enjoyed my days off around New Year&apos;s, I wondered why the first of January started the year. It turned out this happened to be the day two Roman counsels were appointed and it stuck. I didn&apos;t realize this wasn&apos;t fully adopted until the 18th Century.

It shouldn&apos;t be surprising that the date went back and forth in the Western world as a result of religion. The Wikipedia entry for New Year&apos;s Day explains England&apos;s new year&apos;s history, which puts a different spin on why January 1st is the first day of the year:

Most countries in Western Europe officially adopted January 1 as New Year&apos;s Day somewhat before they adopted the Gregorian calendar. The Feast of the Annunciation, March 25 (9 months before December 25), was the first day of the new year in England until the adoption of the Gregorian Calendar in 1752. The March 25th date was called Annunciation Style; the January 1 date was called Circumcision Style, because this was the date of the Feast of the Circumcision, being the eighth day counting from December 25.</description>
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      <title>Frozen Food</title>
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The British Frozen Food Federation built ice walls embedded with food in London&apos;s South Bank. The rest of the photos are equally arresting. This comes via Eat Me Daily, one of my favorite new food blogs. It takes a different, more cultural approach.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-12-15T00:28:58-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>My Contribution to the Zombie McCain Ouvre</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2008/10/my_contribution_to_the_zombie_mccain_ouv.php</link>
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Man, I love this meme. Buzzfeed has some links but the evolution one on America Blog is possibly the best.

Thanks to Mike for the idea.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-10-17T19:52:10-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Softest, Cuddliest Kitten</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2008/09/the_softest_cuddliest_kitten.php</link>
      <description>Man, this is the best Metropolitan Diary story in a while.

Dear Diary:

After picking up my wife&apos;s dry cleaning, I boarded a crowded but not crammed N train at 57th Street to join the evening rush hour. To keep my wife&apos;s sweaters above the fray, I held them aloft in the same hand I used to grip the train&apos;s center pole.

We left the station and the car was quiet until a large, dreadlocked man in the seat nearest to me said to his similarly styled friend in a lilting Jamaican accent, &quot;You, my friend, are soft and cuddly as a kitten.&quot;

To which the man replied, &quot;No, it is you who are soft and cuddly as a kitten.&quot;

This being New York, no one stared or turned their heads even as this repartee repeated itself. Back and forth they went, each kindly demurring to the other. &quot;No, no, you are the softest and cuddliest kitten I know.&quot;

Looking for a place to train my eye, I stared at the dry cleaning I was holding aloft, and saw that the plastic bag covering my wife&apos;s sweaters bore a picture of a small cat playing with a ball of yarn, beneath which read the words, &quot;Prepared just for you, soft and cuddly as a kitten.&quot;

I turned to the two men, who were smiling back at me.

&quot;Ha, ha, we got you, man!&quot; They clapped their hands and then, along with most of the folks in our car, burst into laughter.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-09-08T00:51:48-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Baby</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2008/08/the_baby.php</link>
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Ben posted a LOL New Yorker comic and I put a link to one in the comments. That wasn&apos;t enough though. Happy weekend.</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-08-29T12:28:48-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Impossible Still Life</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2008/05/impossible_still_life.php</link>
      <description>If I had only come across one of these, I probably wouldn&apos;t have even bothered to post them in the sidebar, but seeing them together somehow changes that.



Johan Lorbeer is a German street performer. He became famous in the past few years because of his &quot;Still-Life&quot; Performances, which took place in the public area. His installations includes &quot;Proletarian Mural&quot; and &quot;Tarzan&quot;, which are famous in Germany. Several of these performances feature Lorbeer in an apparently impossible position.

Johan Lorbeer&apos;s Still Life Performance and its Secret via monoscope



Chinese artist Li Wei from Beijing started off his performance series &apos;Mirroring&apos; and later on took off attention with his &apos;Falls&apos; series which shows the artist with his head and chest embedded into the ground. His work is a mixture of performance art and photography that creates illusions of a sometimes dangerous reality. Li Wei states that these images are not computer montages and works with the help of props such as mirror, metal wires, scaffolding and acrobatics.

The Impossible Art of Li Wei via Buzzfeed</description>
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      <dc:date>2008-05-01T15:13:17-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Titan is Blooming Now</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2006/08/the_titan_is_blooming_now.php</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Yesterday Gothamist linked to the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens page as their Amorphophallus titanum flower is starting to bloom.&nbsp; They have a webcam refreshing every 30 seconds showing the flower and it's blooming right now! This flower is referred to as the "corpse flower" because it is so stinky when it blooms.&nbsp; Too bad the webcam doesn't have smell-o-vision.

Update (6pm): The NY Times just put up an article about the flower. The last time the species bloomed in NYC is in 1939 in the Bronx.

"People will say, 'Do you have a dead animal in here?' " said Patrick J. Cullina, vice president of horticulture and facilities at the botanic garden, who has worked with similar plants of different species. The literature posted beside the harmless-looking plant describes what to expect, the "revolting smell of putrefying meat."

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      <dc:date>2006-08-10T14:36:27-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Four Four Four Four</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2006/01/four_four_four_four.php</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Well, I've been tapped on the shoulder by Khoi and now I am obligated by internet law to complete the following meme.  It shall be the first I've done in at least a year. Thankfully, it should be pretty painless. Here goes.

Four Jobs I&rsquo;ve Had

1. Linen delivery for BBJ
2. Service Department Gopher at Jacobs Twin
3. Concert Booking Director at WUD
4. Web Intern at Spin

Four Movies I Can Watch Over and Over

1. Delicatessen by Jean-Pierre  Jeunet
2. Rushmore by Wes Anderson
3. Waiting for Guffman by Christopher Guest
4. Spaceballs by Mel Brooks

Four Places I&rsquo;ve Lived

1. Riverwoods, IL
2. Madison, WI
3. London, England
4. Brooklyn, NY

Four TV Shows I Love

1. Ed
2. Home Movies
3. 24
4. Lost

Four Places I&rsquo;ve Vacationed

1. Maui, Hawaii
2. Rainy Lake in Int'l Falls, MN
3. Cinque Terre, Italy
4. Hong Kong

Four of My Favorite Dishes

1. Mom's Chicken Parmesan
2. Bacon Muenster Burger at Soup Burg
3. Albuquerque Turkey at Monty's Blue Plate Diner
4. Pierogis and cheese blintzes at Veselka

Four(-ish) Sites I Visit Daily

1. Kottke.org
2. JNF.org
3. NYTimes.com
4. Cub Reporter / Windy City Gridiron

Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now

1. Somewhere with a mountain, snow and a pair of skis
2. Somewhere with a beach, sun and a strawberry/banana smoothie
3. Somewhere with a grassy patch, a frisbee and my friends
4. Anywhere with my family

Four Bloggers I&rsquo;m Tagging

1. Nedward
2. Keith
3. Karen
4. Gothamist's entire staff (you can choose to do it separately or as a group) ]]></description>
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      <dc:date>2006-01-24T23:24:49-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Some Quick Notes</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2005/04/some_quick_notes.php</link>
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The Cubs are winning their home opener 8-2 in the 4th, which is awesome.
Sin City was disappointing, but beautiful.
I&apos;m going to Peep and then to see Jump, Little Children.  Oddly enough, a kid I went to kindergarden with is opening for them.  Good luck Ross.
I&apos;m getting a new bike for my birthday, which is in 10 days.
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      <dc:date>2005-04-04T18:29:50-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Sky is Falling!</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2005/04/the_sky_is_falling.php</link>
      <description>Serious, it is!  Look up!

Oh man, I got you.</description>
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      <dc:date>2005-04-01T08:35:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I&apos;m Back, and Tidbits</title>
      <link>http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2004/05/im_back_and_tidbits.php</link>
      <description>Hi, I&apos;m back.  D.C. was great and I took a bunch of photos. Now, here&apos;s what I&apos;m thinking about.


I have just listened to what could be the worst cover of all time.  &quot;I Feel Like Making Love&quot; by Kid Rock.  It&apos;s painful.  It makes me want to cry until my tear ducts shrivel up and then I&apos;ll just cry blood.

I finally got my new credit card.  I decided to get a mileage card so I can go places for free.  I like free.

Related to that, when the hell is Apple going to release a new version of the PowerMac?  I want one already.  Come on man.

I&apos;m planning to take advantage of the Mets&apos; 2-for-1 deal on Wednesday.  Anyone want to join in?
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      <dc:date>2004-05-03T13:41:58-05:00</dc:date>
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