New Glass-Enclosed Homeless Shelter Opens on Fifth Avenue
May 19, 2006
Seriously though, after the first month, I wonder what the clientelle will look like at the new 24/7/365 Apple Store.
Apple Retail Employee: Welcome to the new Apple Store on 5th Avenue! Would you like an iPod?
Homeless Man: Unnghhhh. Which laptop makes a better pillow, the MacBook or the MacBook Pro?
ARE: Umm, these aren't really meant for sleeping. Maybe you could buy some iPod Socks though?
HM: Nah, I'm wearing six pairs of socks right now. I'm just gonna curl up under those stairs.
ARE: Sir, I'm, wait... [homeless man hobbles away] ...don't forget about AppleCare!
And scene.
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Comment #1:
I went. I saw the crowd. I left. Who knew, right?
Posted by Rick on May 20, 2006 at 12:11AM