I will not post any multiparagraph stories that end in you finding out I'm a year older. Instead, I am just telling you. It's my birthday.
Wish me a happy birthday. Or else.
Okay, so maybe that was a bit much. Wish me a happy birthday, if you'd like.
04/14/04 10:07 AM
Happy Birthday!
04/14/04 11:26 AM
Happy Berfday!
Cheers!
04/14/04 11:37 AM
Happy Birthday!
04/14/04 11:47 AM
Happy Birthday, Matt!
04/14/04 12:21 PM
This has worked quite well so far. Keep'em coming faithful readers!
04/14/04 1:59 PM
Hey, I came here to post a birthday comment on whatever your latest post was, and found that it was a post ordering me to do so. Now I kinda don't wanna. You can't make me. Etc.
04/14/04 2:13 PM
happy b-day
04/14/04 5:43 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
04/14/04 7:02 PM
!!!HAPPY BRITHDAY!!!
it just so happens to be my bday as well
have a stellar day!!
04/14/04 7:08 PM
i left you a birthday haiku on the WWB, hope you read it!!!
04/15/04 11:47 AM
Happy something something!
Hunter Lewisstein