Seriously, I make amazing eggs. I just made an omelette for lunch (simple, just a little jarlsberg cheese in the middle) and it was delicious. I know everyone claims that eggs are an easy thing to perfect but I really do believe that my eggs are superior to most other eggs in the world. I specialize in scrambled but I've been known to make a mean over-easy as well.

If you'd ever like to sample my eggs, I'd be happy to make them for you. They go best with a piece or two of wheat toast and a tall glass of OJ. You won't be disappointed.