Wow: The Cubs are back in first and have won 7 of 8.

Ow: I have had something in my eye for two hours. I am not happy.

Yow: 49-7. The Bears suck big time. Much worse than I feared.

All three of these things make me cry in their own special way.

A NOTE: People here must think I'm not drugs. My eye is now bloodshot and I have been sniffling all day. So if you need a dime bag or an 8-ball then give me a ring.

UPDATE: The Thing is still in my eye. I'm not sure what to do. I have been told to wash it out with water, but I would need a shot glass or something. Capn Design will keep you posted on this slowly developing story.