Fox: "Hi, this is Sally Payar calling from Fox. We were cleaning out our, casting for a new show and we were wondering if you're interested."

Washed-up actor: "Hmm, ok. What's the show?"

Fox: "Great, see you monday." [Click]

WUA: "Huh? Sweet, work."

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