Yesterday, as I was coming back to Madison from a weekend at home, I noticed two guys pulling onto the highway on a crotch rocket. Motorcycles are a very masculine mode of transport. So, when I see two guys hugging each other and trying to look tough, I think it's amusing. In their heads they're thinking, "We're tough, we're on a fuckin' motorcycle. It goes really fast and we're not wearing helmets." What I see is two guys hugging.

In honor of this moment, you should all listen to Fountain of Wayne's song "Leave the r" f rom their self-titled debut. A nearly perfect song.