Conan the Capitalist. I know, I already talked about Conan a couple days ago but I couldn’t help myself.

Tonight Conan had Apollo Anton Ohno (who, by the way, has one of the coolest/worst/funniest names of all time) on the show and he brought his medals. At the end of the segment Conan had to do a little spot for Bacardi. As he began, he realized he was whoring himself out with the medals on the table and he started cracking up. It’s funny enough to imagine him pimping a product, but the combination of Conan the capitalist with a “sacred” Olympic medal was priceless.

Man, today was really a worthless blogging day. Yeah.