The Onion is so passe, but I can’t help but post this link. It is just to the newest issue of The Onion, but I’d like to point your attention to the “STATshot,” specifically the last point. It is asking what sequels are least anticipated and their #6 is “Schindler’s List and a Little Lady.”

God damn that’s funny. There are also plenty of other funny items, but I’m just barely too cool to mention more than one Onion article in a single post. Sorry.