A conversation with Dustin Hoffman

December 29, 2000

4:18pm

me: Hey, do you know who won the Sun Bowl? The one between UCLA and Wisconsin?
Dustin Hoffman: Huh?
me: The UCLA and UW game--do you know who won?
Dustin: Uh, I'm not sure, I know that UCLA was up.
me: Wasn't UW up 21-20 at one point?
Dustin: Yeah, you're right. I'm not sure how it ended.
me: Thanks.

A real conversation that happened a few hours ago.

Then just 10 minutes ago someone in our party runs down and says, "Tori Spelling is at the pool with the guy from 90210 with dark hair." I walked past her. Everyone around here is OBSESSED with celebreties. Well, maybe just our friends. It is really crazy. I am torn. It is really fucking cool that I talked to Dustin Hoffman but at the same time it isn't that big of a deal. He is just a guy who likes football as far as I'm concerned.

Verdict: This is really cool but not so cool I would go on the internet and broadcast it to everyone. (shit)

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